The Party

Posted on Sat, Feb 20 2016 in Miranda Rants

I went to a party today with the parents. Normally the only place we go during the day is the store, so it was a nice change of pace. Mommy and Daddy dressed up in funny clothes. Daddy tied a big tag around his neck for me to pull. I think he should wear it more often. They put funny clothes on me too. I guess we're bonding.

I'm glad that the parents are socializing, but I have to admit I didn't really see the appeal. The music was boring, and everyone just stood around talking. In fact, it was so dull that one lady had fallen asleep in her crib. She was a really good sleeper. People kept going up and talking to her, but she never stirred. It's a good thing, too. Her crib was tiny. I don't know how she can roll around in it, but it was very nice. Much nicer than my crib, now that I think about it. I'll have to talk to the parents about correcting that.